Friday, November 30, 2018

Denver’s first official BumbleSpot is open in Cherry Creek to ease those first date jitters

The “where should we go” back and forth (someone just make a decision, please).

The “will they actually look like their pictures” nerves.

The terribly uncomfortable lull in conversation when you finally meet.

First dates are hard.

It should already be a little bit easier here since Denver is no longer the worst place to find love, at least according to The Great Love Debate. That honor now belongs to Seattle.

So you’re swiping. You’re matching. You’re planning. Now what? The dating app Bumble wants to help Denverites take it to the next step and bring that convo from a screen to IRL.

The city’s first BumbleSpot is now open inside the Moxy Hotel in Cherry Creek. But what does that mean exactly? It means food and drink deals and ice breakers galore that could save even the roughest of first encounters.


“When we think about what our users ask for and what they’re looking for, they want to have a place where they can go on a first date, they can feel comfortable, they know it’s going to be a good environment. They ask us for these suggestions and places to go all the time,” said Andee Olson, Director of Partnerships for Bumble. “BumbleSpots are approved places in every single major city across the U.S. where we put our stamp of approval on that venue, whether it’s a coffee shop, a bar or a restaurant.”

The Moxy is Denver’s first to launch because the two brands have a nationwide partnership, but Olson says more BumbleSpots will be coming soon. To find out where and what the specials will be, users need to sign up for Bumble’s newsletter. And at the Moxy, it’s not just about the romance. BumbleBizz matches can get a complimentary meeting space, too, if one is available, according to Olivia Donnan, Global Brand Marketing at Moxy Hotels.

“They’re a disruptor to the social connections, we’re a disruptor of hotel hospitality, so that’s why it was a great match,” she added.

So how does it work? Just walk in with your date, flash the app and let the games begin — literally. One of the activities is a game of giant Jenga with questions engraved into the blocks. When you pull one of the blocks, you need to ask the question of your date. The ease of answering questions like “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done” can be cushioned by two-for-one deals on three drink options: the My Fair Lady (Cazadores tequila, aperol, fresh grapefruit, fresh lime, simple syrup), the Queen Bee (Bombay Sapphire gin, lemon juice, honey water, citrus bitters), and the Stinger (GreyGoose vodka, fresh lime juice, Q Ginger Beer, fresh honeycomb).

Some of the city’s most eligible singles attended a launch party for the BumbleSpot Thursday night, including local “Bachelorette” celebs Blake Horstmann and Chase McNary. Unfortunately, they do not come included in the BumbleSpot.

But here are some tips straight from The Beehive on how to better your experience, both on the app and on that first date, since we don’t all find love (or at least try to) on national television. Who knows, you could even match with Horstmann if you keep on swiping.

3 Tips On the App

  • You have to be yourself. “The number one thing I tell everyone is you have to be yourself, because the second you pretend to be someone you’re not, you’re not making a real connection with someone,” Olson said.
  • You get out of Bumble what you put into it, so fill out your full profile, connect your Spotify and start more conversations.
  • When making the first move, ask a question that is a little random, such as “What are three things you’d bring to a deserted island,” or two truths and a lie.

3 tips when you’re on your first date

  • Play the games, lighten the mood and answer the Jenga questions, no matter how uncomfortable they may be. The questions have been strategically chosen by Bumble after doing research on the best conversation ice breakers.
  • Take advantage of the food and drink deals.
  • Interact with the bartenders — they’re trained in improv through Upright Citizen’s Brigade (no joke).

Get that second date? Here are 11 date ideas around Denver. 

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PHOTOS: Skiers compete in 2018 World Cup downhill race at Beaver Creek

Skiers from across the world zoomed down the Birds of Prey racecourse on Beaver Creek Mountain Friday during the World Cup’s downhill ski race. Beat Feuz, of Switzerland, won first with the time of 1:13.59, followed by Mauro Caviezel, of Switzerland, in second with 1:13.66 and Aksel Lund Scindal, of Norway, in third with 1:13.67. Americans Steven Nyman and Bryce Bennett tied for ninth with a time of 1:14.15.

The race was initially scheduled for Saturday but was moved to Friday due to snow concerns. The super-G race will now take place Saturday.

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Porn Tales: How Storytelling Is Shaping Consumer Demand

Storytelling is a skill as old as mankind, providing compelling looks at life and the issues that surround it — and this is no less true for the porn industry than it is for any other endeavor or social stewardship.
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What you need to know if you’re looking to start fat biking this winter

Rick Hackett loved to ride his mountain bike. And there was a time, nearly five years ago, when he was resigned to being able to enjoy the sport for only a few months out of the year.

A short season was sort of a fact of life in Colorado for lovers of the outdoors. Those who love to hike the 14ers only had a few months as well, as did elk hunters or skiers and snowboarders.

And then he discovered fat biking four years ago. Now there is no biking season.

“It’s been a game changer for me,” said Hackett, 50, who works in public information for the Boulder County land use department and lives in Longmont. “Now I can go year-round. I used to love snowboarding. But I’d rather go fat biking. There’s no traffic and no crowds. It’s just me and my friends in the woods.”

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Fat biking may be the fastest-growing winter sport of the last five years both among avid mountain bikers such as Hackett and others looking for something to do in the winter other than spending $600 on a ski pass. Here are a few things that will help you get started:

• It’s just like regular mountain biking, but with fatter tires.

Fat biking began around 2007, when the Pugsley came out with comparably huge tires, said Jim Simons, 47, a resident of Winter Park and an avid biker. The Pug wasn’t a good bike back then, as it was heavy and didn’t grip the snow well, Simons said. Other models followed, and the sport changed for good in 2014, when bigger manufactures saw the potential and came out with light frames and big tires on the geometry of a regular mountain bike. Simons believes the Fatboy Crave made it possible for most to have fun, but other models exist now.

• However, there is a learning curve.

You could make a comparison between skiing and snowboarding, although the differences aren’t quite that far apart.

“When you crash in the snow, it’s softer, so it’s easier,” Hackett said. “But it’s not an easy sport to just pick up. There is a learning curve. I’ve had folks try it out and give up.” That’s because …

• The best fat biking conditions are the worst for skiing.

Those same people, like many who love snow, thought a good powder day would naturally be perfect. Nope, Hackett said. Fat bikers need to wait for that powder to get pounded down by hikers and skiers.

“If it dumps, you can’t ride in it,” Hackett said. “You need a packed surface. The best trails are those groomed by feet. The more people on it, the more trails get groomed. It’s great for us.”

• There’s lots of help out there.

Many bike shops now rent fat bikes and are happy to show you how to use them, Hackett said, and there are lots of groups on Facebook, including Front Range Fattys, to direct you to the best trails. Nearly every mountain town has a group full of people willing to help.

You probably want to start by renting, and many of the Fatty members (it’s the group’s name; we aren’t commenting on their weight) recommended Dave Chase at Redstone Cyclery in Lyons because he’s also a rider and busy advocate for fat bikes who coordinates weekly group rides and events and even helps groom trails.

But there are other places as well, including Evergreen Bicycle Outfitters, Alpha Bicycle Company (with locations in Centennial and Littleton) and Pedal Bike Shop, also in Littleton.

Many Fattys didn’t want to name specific places other than Chase’s place, so there are probably many others out there, Hackett said. These places are also good places to buy, and many will let you try out models for at least 24 hours.

“Most good bike shops that carry mountain bikes also carry fat bikes,” Hackett said.

• The bikes aren’t fat. It’s the tires that are hefty.

The bikes aren’t much different than mountain bikes, so you’re probably safe telling the store your bike size. However, the tires are HUGE, and that can surprise you and be a tight fit in your car. You need a big SUV, a truck or a rack that can handle a fat bike, said Sandra Marticio, a member of Fattys.

“They often get the bike to the parking lot and go, ‘Oh, crap. How am I gonna get this thing to the trailhead?’ ” Marticio said.

• Wear winter gear.

Fat biking can be cold — it’s mostly a winter sport, after all — and it can be tricky to dress for it, given that bikers tend to get hot when they’re climbing hills and cold when they’re screaming down them. Clothes you wear for skiing, snowboarding or snowshoeing tend to work well.

Winter dressing means wearing layers. Basically, you want your clothes to be sweat-wicking against the skin with wind-resistant shells on the top. Whatever you wear in between depends on the weather and your comfort level.

“There are clothing companies and bike manufacturers making fat-bike-specific clothing,” Hackett said, “but I find that’s too warm for our steep trails. They seem to be made for colder Midwest conditions.”

• Chix. 

It seems funny in this modern age to say “women can also do this,” but there are special considerations for women, including (usually unjustified) fears of being left in the dust by the male riders, and so there are special rides available for women. Chix Ride is a good group to seek out if you are a woman and have some interest in trying the sport, Marticio said. Contact Ann Oliveria at ann@oliveria.com. There’s also a Front Range Fatty’s page for women on Facebook.

• Speaking of trails … .

Hackett and a group of friends traveled around the state a couple of years ago to ride fat biking trails, and while they found a lot of good ones, some of the best exist around the Front Range, including many in Longmont and Boulder. He also said difficult mountain bike trails, even the most technical, can be a lot tamer in the winter with a good coat of snow over them.

Hackett’s favorites include the Buchanan Pass Trail in Boulder County and the Waldrop and Snowshoe trails at Brainard Lake. Others include the Mud Lake Mountain Bike trail in Nederland, Staunton State Park, which has groomed trails, and many areas in Winter Park.

• Like snowboarding, it’s taken some time, but it’s starting to gain some mainstream acceptance.

That’s why people like Simons want to see hikers, snowshoers and, yes, even skiers working together. He believes one group benefits another. But not everyone sees it that way.

“The cross-country ski community is an older community, and there’s a strong contingent in that community that is anti-bike,” Simons said. “But we tend to like the single-track solitude of the winter woods, and most single-track goes unused in the winter.”

Simons admits the older bikes made ruts in the snow, but the newer models, the ones used by the bulk of the fat bikers, don’t do that. The motto in Winter Park among fat bikers is to “leave a flat track.”

“If everyone follows that, that eliminates user conflicts,” Simons said.

Even the hardcore mountain bikers have embraced fat biking as their winter sport. Ty Hall owns the Tennessee Pass Nordic Center nearby Ski Cooper, and has held winter mountain-biking races for fun. The center just celebrated its 18th year of those races, so Hall was on the forefront of winter biking, something he prides himself on. Those races attracted as few as 15 bikers when they began. Now, the race attracts more than 200 riders, and nearly all of them use fat bikes.

“It’s amazing how much faster you can do on those,” Hall said, “and how much you can cruise on them.”

• Fat biking offers the kind of solitude you won’t find at the ski resorts.

Ski towns are beginning to embrace fat biking as another way to draw visitors. In fact, people are incorporating yurts and other overnight locations into their fat biking trails. Instead of ski or snowshoeing trips, people are taking fat biking trips now.

“It’s amazing how many people come to our Nordic center to ski, and then they go fat biking in the afternoon,” Hall said. “It’s not just a different way to enjoy cycling. It’s another way to enjoy the snow.”

But you can find that solitude even in places that seem overrun with people, such as the Brainard Lake Recreation Area, where people pack the trails in all seasons, especially the summer. Hackett enjoys riding with his friends on Tuesday nights.

“There are times when there’s not a single car in the parking lot,” Hackett said, “and it feels like we have the entire wilderness to ourselves. I feel all this gratitude. I just feel like ‘wow.’ And you can’t get that with skiing.”


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Thursday, November 29, 2018

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Viewing World Cup racing at Beaver Creek might just rock your world

Ski officials juggle World Cup schedules with threats of coming snow at Beaver Creek

The B2B Benefits of Attending Sex Expo NY

The third weekend of September is a much-anticipated time of year for me. I request time off from work months in advance, book a hotel room, and acquire my tickets for one of the most important events in this business: Sex Expo New York.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

MillerCoors, Pabst settle lawsuit over brewing contract

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Colorado’s Carrie Baird and Brother Luck returning to “Top Chef” in Last Chance Kitchen

“Top Chef” may not have filmed in Colorado for its upcoming season (Kentucky had the honors this time around), but two of our hometown season 15 cheftestants will be back to compete on Last Chance Kitchen, the show’s digital companion series.

Carrie Baird (Bar Dough) and Brother Luck (Four by Brother Luck) packed their knives and headed to Louisville to battle it out for a chance to get back on the popular cooking competition. Baird said she was surprised by the “Top Chef” call asking her to return, but even more surprised when she learned that Luck would be her rival again.

“We didn’t know we were both there until we walked on stage. They (the show’s producers) kept the secret pretty well. I knew there would be other past contestants, but I didn’t know who,” Baird said.

The two chefs represented Colorado when “Top Chef” filmed here last season. Luck made it to episode six, when a sub-par German challenge sent him packing, while Baird made it all the way to the final four.

“It’s a big commitment,” Baird said of the decision to re-join the “Top Chef” world. “If you get back on you have to go for the whole time. Like last time, it’s a gamble.”

Both the Bravo TV show and Last Chance Kitchen — which includes season 14 contestant Jim Smith as the third competitor — filmed in Louisville this past summer. Last Chance Kitchen will be available on bravotv.com after the season premiere of “Top Chef” on Thursday, Dec. 6.

Want to watch with Carrie? Bar Dough will be hosting “Top Chef” Thursdays, where it will air the show followed by Last Chance Kitchen. You know, just in case you failed to get your Carrie selfie last season.

“That’s the best part about it. People come to see me and eat at Bar Dough. It’s really fun. It has not gotten old, and I like it very much,” Baird said.

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Here’s what to do with your Thanksgiving leftovers

Here’s what to do with your Thanksgiving leftovers

The espresso martini is back, just when we need it more than ever

There was a time when an espresso martini was the ultimately chic drink at the bar.

That time was the mid-’90s, the heyday of “Sex & the City” and the Cosmo. That’s when every flavored martini drink was chic, poured into glasses the exact size and shape of a dog’s surgical cone. With the advent of speakeasies, those drinks fell out of favor as fast as a designer fanny pack.

But the current freewheeling cocktail culture, in which everything from classic gin drinks to neon-colored concoctions is fair game, it’s time for an espresso martini renaissance. It’s the perfect holiday season drink: The combination of caffeine and alcohol can power people through intensive party schedules. It’s even got the appropriately dark hue for Black Friday.

Espresso martinis also make sense because it’s hard not to find the namesake ingredient-good quality coffee-these days. Plus, a lot of talented bartenders these days have barista roots, as if they’ve long been training to make a stellar version of the drink.

There’s one place where the espresso martini has been going strong for years. At the Portland Hunt + Alpine Club in Portland, Maine, the beverage has been a surprise hit since it appeared on the menu in early 2015. This version features an unconventional local specialty, Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy.

“We wanted to integrate Maine’s No. 1-selling spirit, Allen’s Coffee Brandy, into our menu without being too highbrow about it,” says owner Andrew Volk. “Allen’s and Milk is not only the biggest-selling cocktail in Maine, there’s a whole culture-and think pieces written-about it.” (The standard thinking about the popularity of Allen’s is that it’s a sweet, strong, inexpensive spirit made in nearby Massachusetts, which lobstermen put in their coffee to keep warm; Fireball Cinnamon Whisky is challenging it.)

“It’s the greatest espresso martini in the world,” says mixologist Jackson Cannon of Boston’s excellent bar, the Hawthorne. “By being true to their approach to sourcing and DIY, they landed on a drink that-while faithful to its origins-is richer and more expressive than the original.”

To make this version, Volk tweaked a recipe from the drink’s creator, London bartender Dick Bradsell. In addition to the Allen’s, he substitutes white rum for vodka to enrich the drink; Volk recommends Plantation Three Stars. “We rewrite our cocktail list every other month, but ever since the espresso martini was put on the menu, we’ve found we cannot write it off the menu,” says Volk.

In their recent cookbook/cocktail guide, Northern Hospitality with the Portland Hunt + Alpine Club (Voyageur Press, August 2018), Andrew and his wife Briana Volk shared their recipe. If you can’t find Allen’s, Volk recommends the coffee-flavored brandy from House Spirits in Portland, Oregon. Tequila-based Patron XO works as does the new Mr. Black cold-brew coffee liquor. (Kahlúa will work in a pinch, too, but use less of it because it’s quite sweet). The Portland Hunt + Alpine Club’s drink also uses a sweetened cold brew coffee concentrate. The recipe below is adapted.

Espresso martini

Makes 2 cocktails

  • 6 oz. freshly brewed espresso, chilled
  • 3 oz. (or to taste) coffee-flavored liqueur, preferably Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy
  • 3 oz. white rum
  • 2 oz. simple syrup (see note)
  • Ice

In a large cocktail shaker, combine all the ingredients, except the ice. Add ice and shake well. Strain into chilled glasses, preferably old school martini glasses, and serve.

Note: Simple syrup is made by dissolving equal parts of sugar in water. You can use 1 cup of each and keep leftover syrup in the fridge for a month.


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The espresso martini is back, just when we need it more than ever

There was a time when an espresso martini was the ultimately chic drink at the bar.

That time was the mid-’90s, the heyday of “Sex & the City” and the Cosmo. That’s when every flavored martini drink was chic, poured into glasses the exact size and shape of a dog’s surgical cone. With the advent of speakeasies, those drinks fell out of favor as fast as a designer fanny pack.

But the current freewheeling cocktail culture, in which everything from classic gin drinks to neon-colored concoctions is fair game, it’s time for an espresso martini renaissance. It’s the perfect holiday season drink: The combination of caffeine and alcohol can power people through intensive party schedules. It’s even got the appropriately dark hue for Black Friday.

Espresso martinis also make sense because it’s hard not to find the namesake ingredient-good quality coffee-these days. Plus, a lot of talented bartenders these days have barista roots, as if they’ve long been training to make a stellar version of the drink.

There’s one place where the espresso martini has been going strong for years. At the Portland Hunt + Alpine Club in Portland, Maine, the beverage has been a surprise hit since it appeared on the menu in early 2015. This version features an unconventional local specialty, Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy.

“We wanted to integrate Maine’s No. 1-selling spirit, Allen’s Coffee Brandy, into our menu without being too highbrow about it,” says owner Andrew Volk. “Allen’s and Milk is not only the biggest-selling cocktail in Maine, there’s a whole culture-and think pieces written-about it.” (The standard thinking about the popularity of Allen’s is that it’s a sweet, strong, inexpensive spirit made in nearby Massachusetts, which lobstermen put in their coffee to keep warm; Fireball Cinnamon Whisky is challenging it.)

“It’s the greatest espresso martini in the world,” says mixologist Jackson Cannon of Boston’s excellent bar, the Hawthorne. “By being true to their approach to sourcing and DIY, they landed on a drink that-while faithful to its origins-is richer and more expressive than the original.”

To make this version, Volk tweaked a recipe from the drink’s creator, London bartender Dick Bradsell. In addition to the Allen’s, he substitutes white rum for vodka to enrich the drink; Volk recommends Plantation Three Stars. “We rewrite our cocktail list every other month, but ever since the espresso martini was put on the menu, we’ve found we cannot write it off the menu,” says Volk.

In their recent cookbook/cocktail guide, Northern Hospitality with the Portland Hunt + Alpine Club (Voyageur Press, August 2018), Andrew and his wife Briana Volk shared their recipe. If you can’t find Allen’s, Volk recommends the coffee-flavored brandy from House Spirits in Portland, Oregon. Tequila-based Patron XO works as does the new Mr. Black cold-brew coffee liquor. (Kahlúa will work in a pinch, too, but use less of it because it’s quite sweet). The Portland Hunt + Alpine Club’s drink also uses a sweetened cold brew coffee concentrate. The recipe below is adapted.

Espresso martini

Makes 2 cocktails

  • 6 oz. freshly brewed espresso, chilled
  • 3 oz. (or to taste) coffee-flavored liqueur, preferably Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy
  • 3 oz. white rum
  • 2 oz. simple syrup (see note)
  • Ice

In a large cocktail shaker, combine all the ingredients, except the ice. Add ice and shake well. Strain into chilled glasses, preferably old school martini glasses, and serve.

Note: Simple syrup is made by dissolving equal parts of sugar in water. You can use 1 cup of each and keep leftover syrup in the fridge for a month.


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The easy way to make the best latkes starts in the freezer aisle

Food writers bestow “hack” or “genius” upon techniques and recipes that are novel and simplified, but I offer another subgenre that is worth your consideration: The “why not?”

As in, when making the delightful potato pancakes called latkes, start with shredded hash brown potatoes. Why not? Clever Hanukkah cooks have been using the frozen product for years. Their options before that were:

A. Grating spuds by hand, with unpleasant potential for knuckle scraping, and

B. Unearthing the correct disk attachment for the food processor, and working fast enough to avoid the graying of potato shreds.

I am almost sure the graying is why sweet potato latkes, parsnip latkes, turnip latkes, beet latkes and leek latkes rose to prominence. Because it is hard to top freshly made, golden brown, deliciously crispy potato latkes – unless we are talking a slice of smoked salmon, a dollop of sour cream and a sprig of dill.

You might counter the “why not” with: Because those frozen potatoes have additives such as disodium dihydrogen (sodium acid) pyrophosphate. Well, as those things go, this one works in a latke maker’s favor. The chemical helps keep the raw potato from discoloring, and the scientific community’s verdict indicates this type of additive is acceptable in small amounts, on occasion.

Although the package may indicate KEEP FROZEN, I’m here to say that if you do go with the “why not” approach, refrigerate the appropriate amount of frozen shredded hash brown potatoes in a towel-lined bowl overnight. This will wick away moisture – and there will be more moisture to wring out. Even so, I find these potatoes become drier, and therefore better for latke-making, than the hand-shredded/wrung out ones I typically do.

The best part of the accompanying recipe might not even be the use of pre-shredded spuds, but rather the onion component. A worthy latke contains onion in some form; it’s not worth arguing in the comments field or via email. I will simply not engage.

Rather than mincing and grating and crying lots of oniony tears, I have chosen to caramelize a pot’s worth. This takes about an hour, including the slicing (okay, a few tears there) and you’ll have plenty left over to grace a sandwich or omelet or what have you. Caramelized onion will bind the potato mixture and infuse it with oniony goodness, not to mention nice color.

Another latke recipe attracted my attention this year, but it has nothing to do with potato. Shreds of apple and cheddar combine to make one amazing little pancake. You’ll have to resort to the earlier mentioned options for prepping those apples, but the danger of knuckle scrapes is not as great.

Make ahead: The frozen hash browns need to defrost in a towel-lined bowl overnight in the refrigerator.

Hash Brown Latkes With Caramelized Onion

Servings: 4 to 8; makes 12 to 16 pancakes

Ingredients

  • 1 pound frozen hash browns (see headnote)
  • ¼ cup caramelized onions (see NOTE)
  • 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
  • 1/3 cup flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, or more as needed
  • ¼ to ½ teaspoon kosher salt (optional)
  • Safflower oil, for frying
  • ¼ cup finely chopped turkey pepperoni (optional; see VARIATION)

Steps

Line a baking sheet with paper towels. Seat a wire cooling rack on top.

Place the frozen shredded potatoes in a bowl lined with a clean kitchen towel or layers of cheesecloth. Gather the cloth together and squeeze out as much moisture as possible, over the sink.

Open the cloth over a mixing bowl, letting the shredded potatoes fall in there. Add the caramelized onions, flour, egg, baking powder, pepper and the salt (to taste), if using, stirring to incorporate.

Pour enough of the oil into a large nonstick skillet to fill ¼ inch. Heat over medium heat. Add 4 or 5 large spoonfuls of the potato mixture to the pan, flattening them slightly. Cook for 3 minutes or until browned on the edges, then use 2 spatulas to turn them over, gently, away from you in the pan. Cook for about 2 minutes, then transfer to the wire rack to drain. Repeat to use all the potato mixture.

Season the latkes lightly with pepper, as needed. Serve warm.

VARIATION: Stir the turkey pepperoni, if using, into the potato mixture just before you’re ready to fry.

NOTE: To caramelize onions, combine 4 peeled, thinly sliced yellow onions, 1/3 cup water and a pinch each of kosher salt and sugar in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat. Cook for 6 to 8 minutes, stirring once or twice, until just softened and a little steamy, then reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for about 40 minutes, until the onions have turned a rich amber-brown and taste slightly sweet. You’ll have more than you need for this recipe; the leftovers can be refrigerated for up to 1 week, or frozen for up to 6 months.


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The easy way to make the best latkes starts in the freezer aisle

Food writers bestow “hack” or “genius” upon techniques and recipes that are novel and simplified, but I offer another subgenre that is worth your consideration: The “why not?”

As in, when making the delightful potato pancakes called latkes, start with shredded hash brown potatoes. Why not? Clever Hanukkah cooks have been using the frozen product for years. Their options before that were:

A. Grating spuds by hand, with unpleasant potential for knuckle scraping, and

B. Unearthing the correct disk attachment for the food processor, and working fast enough to avoid the graying of potato shreds.

I am almost sure the graying is why sweet potato latkes, parsnip latkes, turnip latkes, beet latkes and leek latkes rose to prominence. Because it is hard to top freshly made, golden brown, deliciously crispy potato latkes – unless we are talking a slice of smoked salmon, a dollop of sour cream and a sprig of dill.

You might counter the “why not” with: Because those frozen potatoes have additives such as disodium dihydrogen (sodium acid) pyrophosphate. Well, as those things go, this one works in a latke maker’s favor. The chemical helps keep the raw potato from discoloring, and the scientific community’s verdict indicates this type of additive is acceptable in small amounts, on occasion.

Although the package may indicate KEEP FROZEN, I’m here to say that if you do go with the “why not” approach, refrigerate the appropriate amount of frozen shredded hash brown potatoes in a towel-lined bowl overnight. This will wick away moisture – and there will be more moisture to wring out. Even so, I find these potatoes become drier, and therefore better for latke-making, than the hand-shredded/wrung out ones I typically do.

The best part of the accompanying recipe might not even be the use of pre-shredded spuds, but rather the onion component. A worthy latke contains onion in some form; it’s not worth arguing in the comments field or via email. I will simply not engage.

Rather than mincing and grating and crying lots of oniony tears, I have chosen to caramelize a pot’s worth. This takes about an hour, including the slicing (okay, a few tears there) and you’ll have plenty left over to grace a sandwich or omelet or what have you. Caramelized onion will bind the potato mixture and infuse it with oniony goodness, not to mention nice color.

Another latke recipe attracted my attention this year, but it has nothing to do with potato. Shreds of apple and cheddar combine to make one amazing little pancake. You’ll have to resort to the earlier mentioned options for prepping those apples, but the danger of knuckle scrapes is not as great.

Make ahead: The frozen hash browns need to defrost in a towel-lined bowl overnight in the refrigerator.

Hash Brown Latkes With Caramelized Onion

Servings: 4 to 8; makes 12 to 16 pancakes

Ingredients

  • 1 pound frozen hash browns (see headnote)
  • ¼ cup caramelized onions (see NOTE)
  • 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
  • 1/3 cup flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, or more as needed
  • ¼ to ½ teaspoon kosher salt (optional)
  • Safflower oil, for frying
  • ¼ cup finely chopped turkey pepperoni (optional; see VARIATION)

Steps

Line a baking sheet with paper towels. Seat a wire cooling rack on top.

Place the frozen shredded potatoes in a bowl lined with a clean kitchen towel or layers of cheesecloth. Gather the cloth together and squeeze out as much moisture as possible, over the sink.

Open the cloth over a mixing bowl, letting the shredded potatoes fall in there. Add the caramelized onions, flour, egg, baking powder, pepper and the salt (to taste), if using, stirring to incorporate.

Pour enough of the oil into a large nonstick skillet to fill ¼ inch. Heat over medium heat. Add 4 or 5 large spoonfuls of the potato mixture to the pan, flattening them slightly. Cook for 3 minutes or until browned on the edges, then use 2 spatulas to turn them over, gently, away from you in the pan. Cook for about 2 minutes, then transfer to the wire rack to drain. Repeat to use all the potato mixture.

Season the latkes lightly with pepper, as needed. Serve warm.

VARIATION: Stir the turkey pepperoni, if using, into the potato mixture just before you’re ready to fry.

NOTE: To caramelize onions, combine 4 peeled, thinly sliced yellow onions, 1/3 cup water and a pinch each of kosher salt and sugar in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat. Cook for 6 to 8 minutes, stirring once or twice, until just softened and a little steamy, then reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for about 40 minutes, until the onions have turned a rich amber-brown and taste slightly sweet. You’ll have more than you need for this recipe; the leftovers can be refrigerated for up to 1 week, or frozen for up to 6 months.


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Denver Central Market, Sushi-Rama now open for business at DIA

Even if you are flying into or out of a different concourse at Denver International Airport over the holidays, you may want to set aside some time to check out Concourse A now that Denver Central Market has opened its second location there.

Some of the Larimer Street food hall’s original vendors — SK Provisions, Vero Italian and Culture Meat & Cheese — as well as Sushi Rama are now among the offerings at DIA, serving up pizzas, artisanal meats, cheeses and sandwiches, along with rotisserie chicken, fresh salads, sushi and more.

The high-end restaurants are just some of the vendors that are set up to resemble the market’s RiNo location — a bustling co-op of shops and vendors that in 2017 was named one of Bon Appetit magazine’s best new restaurants in America.

It is “a very similar set-up to what you see downtown,” airport spokesman Heath Montgomery told The Denver Post. “Almost like its own little food court.”

“Our goal for the Denver Central Market at DIA is to showcase a little piece of what we do down in RiNo to give travelers and locals fabulous food, retail from several other vendors and creations from four of our great local chefs,” said Kate Kaufman, director of operations for Denver Central Market on Larimer. Those chefs would be Vero’s Andrea Frizzi, Culture’s Justin Brunson, SK Provisions’ Sean Kelly and Sushi-Rama’s Jeff Osaka.
The market hall is open from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily, offering grab-and-go meals and snacks, coffee, espresso drinks, pastries and a full bar, according to a press release.

“Colorado has a thriving and diverse food scene and we are extremely excited to bring a taste of this popular Denver food hall to the airport,” said DIA CEO Kim Day. “Denver Central Market provides passengers with a variety of ways to experience local cuisine and offerings by local, award-winning chefs without leaving the airport.”

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Denver Central Market, Sushi-Rama now open for business at DIA

Even if you are flying into or out of a different concourse at Denver International Airport over the holidays, you may want to set aside some time to check out Concourse A now that Denver Central Market has opened its second location there.

Some of the Larimer Street food hall’s original vendors — SK Provisions, Vero Italian and Culture Meat & Cheese — as well as Sushi Rama are now among the offerings at DIA, serving up pizzas, artisanal meats, cheeses and sandwiches, along with rotisserie chicken, fresh salads, sushi and more.

The high-end restaurants are just some of the vendors that are set up to resemble the market’s RiNo location — a bustling co-op of shops and vendors that in 2017 was named one of Bon Appetit magazine’s best new restaurants in America.

It is “a very similar set-up to what you see downtown,” airport spokesman Heath Montgomery told The Denver Post. “Almost like its own little food court.”

“Our goal for the Denver Central Market at DIA is to showcase a little piece of what we do down in RiNo to give travelers and locals fabulous food, retail from several other vendors and creations from four of our great local chefs,” said Kate Kaufman, director of operations for Denver Central Market on Larimer. Those chefs would be Vero’s Andrea Frizzi, Culture’s Justin Brunson, SK Provisions’ Sean Kelly and Sushi-Rama’s Jeff Osaka.
The market hall is open from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily, offering grab-and-go meals and snacks, coffee, espresso drinks, pastries and a full bar, according to a press release.

“Colorado has a thriving and diverse food scene and we are extremely excited to bring a taste of this popular Denver food hall to the airport,” said DIA CEO Kim Day. “Denver Central Market provides passengers with a variety of ways to experience local cuisine and offerings by local, award-winning chefs without leaving the airport.”

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Restaurant review: Denver Milk Market overwhelming at first, but worth the effort

2.5 stars (out of 4)

Downtown Denver’s Dairy Block is quickly becoming one of the neighborhood’s most in-demand stretches. The ballpark-adjacent micro-district is a one-stop destination: The Windsor Dairy’s onetime home encompasses the Maven hotel, Kachina Cantina, Poka Lola Social Club, Huckleberry Roasters, Denver Milk Market, Seven Grand whiskey bar, a couple of shops, and — AND — a host of yet-to-open businesses.

Of that lengthy list, Denver Milk Market is among the most ambitious. (Seven Grand, with its starting lineup of around 450 bottles of whiskey, is a worthy competitor, though.) Chef and restaurateur Frank Bonanno’s “legacy” project is a slight reimagining of the food hall trend taking over the city; rather than a variety of vendors, Bonanno is behind all 16 concepts (13 eateries, three bars). Some of them will be familiar to Denver diners: S&G Salumeria, for example, is an abridged version of LoHi’s Salt & Grinder, and Lou’s Hot and Naked is a revival of Lou’s Food Bar, which shuttered in early 2017. Most stalls also have accompanying mini markets, selling ready-to-eat options, items to cook at home, and various food- and drink-related wares.

Milk Market is laid out in a circle, so you can mosey past all the options before making a dining decision. It won’t be easy, though. In fact, you may find yourself circling a few times, as Milk Market can be overwhelming on your first — and even your third — visit. Thankfully, you can carry your drink of choice anywhere in the venue as you ponder your choices. The welcoming, and often bustling, space is open for breakfast, lunch, dinner, happy hour and late-night, and every concept has not only its own menu but specialty drinks, too.

Diners order at the counter, grab seats at any of the various high-tops, tables and counters, and receive a text message when their food is ready. Even with this informal system, service is impressive, which is even more noteworthy when you consider that Bonanno had to hire around 250 people during a labor shortage that’s hurting many local restaurants; the staffers are consistently jovial, quick to make recommendations, and happy to clear dishes if they’re walking by (there are self-bussing stations throughout).

Bonanno clearly has his training program down, but with 16 concepts to oversee, it’s to be expected that some will excel while others fall behind. With the holiday spirit already jingling through town, we took it upon ourselves to taste a bit of everything, so we could point you in the right direction(s). Here’s where to eat — and drink — at Denver Milk Market.

Hits: The best of the bunch.

FEM Crêpes (FEM stands for “flours, eggs, milk” — a.k.a., the three ingredients needed to make the doughy treats) serves both sweet and savory varieties ($8 to $14), and diners can also build their own blends (starting at $6). The spinach, Swiss and mushroom version ($8) is the best of both worlds: a buttery, slightly crisp crêpe folded with sautéed veggies and just the right amount of gooey cheese. Grab some extra napkins and eat it with your hands.

Albina by the Sea‘s ocean-hued, fish-scale-shaped wall tiles create an attractive backdrop for this fish market. Named for Bonanno’s grandmother, the eatery serves sandwiches ($12 to $24), entrées ($16 to $21), and a variety of underwater favorites like popcorn shrimp ($12), mussels ($17), and fish tacos ($10). The sizeable blackened fish sandwich ($12) — served on a thick grinder roll from City Bakery — pulls nice heat from its char, but the spice is offset by a salmon-hued remoulade, tomato and shredded lettuce. Pair it with a side of crispy and lemony Brussels sprouts ($5).

At Lou’s Hot and Naked, one of the venue’s best spots, it’s all about the chicken — fried chicken, in particular. The menu at the diner-style space (think: red counter stools, houndstooth tiles) includes sandwiches ($4 to $8.75), a.m. skillets ($10 to $15), and plates built from a choice of chicken, heat level, and one or two sides ($10 to $28). The two-piece chicken plate ($10 to $12), the smallest of the bunch, is large enough to feed a grown man. Risk your taste buds for the hot chicken. The skin is crunchy and the meat tender, and the bread soaks up some of the zing. The bacon-speckled collard greens round out a perfect plate. Pair it with the on-tap nitro bourbon cider ($6).

The salad bar, Green Huntsman, offers specialty blends and build-your-own options ($8 to $18) in small and large sizes, as well as house-made drinking vinegars ($4). The garden quinoa ($8 or $12) is packed with veggies, blending kale, bell peppers, sugar snap peas, corn and roasted cauliflower with red quinoa and a red wine vinaigrette. The large easily feeds two, especially if you add protein ($3 to $5). Four drinking vinegars — a combo of fruit, sugar, and vinegar that’s trending in wellness circles — continue the health food theme; the blackberry-ginger option tastes like a slightly sweetened, non-bubbly soda, and is a non-intimidating introduction for vinegar-sipping newbies.

Milk Market has not one, but two, pizza options: Bonanno Brothers Pizzeria (another former Bonanno restaurant revival) serves some of the food hall’s tastiest eats. The full-size, shareable pies ($10 to $19) start with crusts that hold a tinge of sweetness, and the slices just beg to be folded. Opt for the wild mushroom ($16) with béchamel sauce, lush Robiola cheese and a sprinkling of truffle oil. Engine Room, the late-night, pizza-by-the-slice eatery in the Dairy Block alley, is currently only open from 5 p.m. until 3 a.m. (or until it runs out of dough) on Fridays and Saturdays, but Bonanno hopes to expand the days in January. Slices start at $2.75 and are available with red or white sauce, or Sicilian-style; whole pizzas are also available ($20-plus).

Fans of Salt & Grinder will find the same thick sandwiches ($9 to $13) at S&G Salumeria (though the menu here is more concise), plus a diverse lineup of charcuterie ($9 to $12 each). The Tuscan sandwich ($10) is piled high with a tangy mix of roasted red peppers, pickled onion, arugula, tomato and house-made mozzarella. Meat-eaters will have to decide between S&G and the New York deli sandwiches (pastrami, corned beef, etc., all $16) and burgers ($6.50 to $8.50) at Ruth’s Butchery. The simple hamburger’s ($6.50) thin patty is juicy and flawlessly grilled, and the Tetris piece-shaped tater tots ($3) are crisp and just plain fun. (Top them with not-too-spicy green chile queso for $2.)

Misses: These spots aren’t quite as appetizing as their neighbors.

Milk Market’s coffee shop, Morning Jones, serves java drinks ($2 to $4), 75-cent doughnuts, pastries ($2 to $5), a breakfast burrito ($4) and more. The sweets case is salivation-inducing, and everything is made fresh, but the eats are better on the eyes than the tongue. An almond croissant ($3.50) was buttery but tough, while a square of blackberry coffee cake ($3.50) was under-baked.

The pork belly filling brings some nice heat to the bao buns ($12 for three) at Bao Chica Bao, but the bun-to-filling ratio leans too heavily toward the bun. Another option, the hoisin-braised chicken, is over-sauced, but the tofu is just right. Our recommendation: Build up your bun order with the handful of sides, like kimchi or soy pickles, to enhance the flavor and texture of the Pac-Man-shaped bites. (The stall also serves rice and noodle bowls and hot sake on tap.)

Bonanno is known for his Italian cooking, which makes the disappointing pappardelle Bolognese ($18) at Mano Pastaria even more of a letdown. The thick noodles were just past al dente (a minor flaw in this case), and the blend of veal and beef was rich and warming, but the sauce was thin. The biggest issue, though, is that the menu notes the bowl is “finished with rosemary” — an understatement. There is so much of the herb on the dish that it overwhelmed every other ingredient and the palate. Still, the freshly made pastas waiting to be cooked at home and cases of antipasti are both worth a stop.

With so many poke shops popping up around town, it takes a lot to stand out. Unfortunately, MoPoke doesn’t. At the small stand — outfitted with an Instagram-ready wall of painted life preservers accompanied by a neon “Wish You Were Here” sign — diners build their own bowls ($12) from a base of rice or kale and a choice of four proteins and three toppings. Regrettably, the tamarind-glazed tuna didn’t pull any flavor from its glaze and the rice was dry and tasteless.

Gelato shop Cornicello is charming (the sprinkle-like polka dot counter!) but not a satisfying meal-ender. The gelato ($3.50 for a single scoop) is way more icy than creamy. An espresso scoop was bland and the pomegranate sorbet cheek-puckering. The pistachio, however, was saved by folded-in nut slivers.

Drink: Denver Milk Market has three main booze options, all of which earn good marks: the central Moo Bar, which serves it all; Cellar wine bar; and the Stranded Pilgrim, a beer pub.

Moo Bar’s cocktail list is split into classics ($10), BOCO Classics (favorites from Bonanno’s other eateries, $10), and soon-to-be classics ($12). The Peach Street black Manhattan ($10) is smooth and extra-boozy (perfect for a snowy night), while the Hodaquiri ($12) — named for Bonanno Concepts’ beverage director Adam Hodak — is tongue-smackingly sweet. Eight beers and ciders are available on tap ($5 to $6) and 12 in cans and bottles ($3 to $5), as well as more than a dozen wines by the glass and bottle (starting at $6 and $21, respectively). Unlike the serve-yourself vibe of the rest of Milk Market, Moo Bar offers a concise menu of pasta, pizza and meat-and-cheese boards that will be delivered to your seat.

Cellar serves wine and bubbly by the glass ($6 and up) and bottle (starting at $21), but your dollar goes farthest with a flight: three nearly full-size glasses for $12.

Hopheads will want to walk directly to the back corner for the Stranded Pilgrim’s lineup of taps. (The pub-style venue also serves a small menu of eats from Ruth’s Butchery and Albina by the Sea.) Nine local breweries and one cidery are represented, each serving a well-known brew plus one that’s usually only available at their taproom or was made just for Milk Market. Among those is the citrusy, not-too-bitter Full Transparency IPA ($6) from Broomfield’s 4 Noses Brewing Company, and the delightfully floral lavender-hibiscus cider from Denver’s Stem Ciders.

Bottom Line: Some of the concepts at Denver Milk Market still need to find their footing, but the social atmosphere, contemporary design, and plethora of options provide a solid foundation to build from. The continued expansion of Dairy Block should only help.

Fun Fact: Every purchase at Milk Market does good: One percent all sales benefits the neurology department at Children’s Hospital Colorado.


Denver Milk Market

1800 Wazee St.; 303-792-8242; denvermilkmarket.com

Hours: 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily for most stalls. FEM and Morning Jones open at 7 a.m., while the bars, Mano Pastaria, and Bonanno Bros. Pizzeria stay open until 11 p.m.

Reservations: Not accepted

Parking: Metered street parking and valet

Star Rating Guide: Ratings range from zero to four stars. Zero is poor. One star, satisfactory. Two stars, good. Three stars, very good. Four stars, excellent.

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Restaurant review: Denver Milk Market overwhelming at first, but worth the effort

2.5 stars (out of 4)

Downtown Denver’s Dairy Block is quickly becoming one of the neighborhood’s most in-demand stretches. The ballpark-adjacent micro-district is a one-stop destination: The Windsor Dairy’s onetime home encompasses the Maven hotel, Kachina Cantina, Poka Lola Social Club, Huckleberry Roasters, Denver Milk Market, Seven Grand whiskey bar, a couple of shops, and — AND — a host of yet-to-open businesses.

Of that lengthy list, Denver Milk Market is among the most ambitious. (Seven Grand, with its starting lineup of around 450 bottles of whiskey, is a worthy competitor, though.) Chef and restaurateur Frank Bonanno’s “legacy” project is a slight reimagining of the food hall trend taking over the city; rather than a variety of vendors, Bonanno is behind all 16 concepts (13 eateries, three bars). Some of them will be familiar to Denver diners: S&G Salumeria, for example, is an abridged version of LoHi’s Salt & Grinder, and Lou’s Hot and Naked is a revival of Lou’s Food Bar, which shuttered in early 2017. Most stalls also have accompanying mini markets, selling ready-to-eat options, items to cook at home, and various food- and drink-related wares.

Milk Market is laid out in a circle, so you can mosey past all the options before making a dining decision. It won’t be easy, though. In fact, you may find yourself circling a few times, as Milk Market can be overwhelming on your first — and even your third — visit. Thankfully, you can carry your drink of choice anywhere in the venue as you ponder your choices. The welcoming, and often bustling, space is open for breakfast, lunch, dinner, happy hour and late-night, and every concept has not only its own menu but specialty drinks, too.

Diners order at the counter, grab seats at any of the various high-tops, tables and counters, and receive a text message when their food is ready. Even with this informal system, service is impressive, which is even more noteworthy when you consider that Bonanno had to hire around 250 people during a labor shortage that’s hurting many local restaurants; the staffers are consistently jovial, quick to make recommendations, and happy to clear dishes if they’re walking by (there are self-bussing stations throughout).

Bonanno clearly has his training program down, but with 16 concepts to oversee, it’s to be expected that some will excel while others fall behind. With the holiday spirit already jingling through town, we took it upon ourselves to taste a bit of everything, so we could point you in the right direction(s). Here’s where to eat — and drink — at Denver Milk Market.

Hits: The best of the bunch.

FEM Crêpes (FEM stands for “flours, eggs, milk” — a.k.a., the three ingredients needed to make the doughy treats) serves both sweet and savory varieties ($8 to $14), and diners can also build their own blends (starting at $6). The spinach, Swiss and mushroom version ($8) is the best of both worlds: a buttery, slightly crisp crêpe folded with sautéed veggies and just the right amount of gooey cheese. Grab some extra napkins and eat it with your hands.

Albina by the Sea‘s ocean-hued, fish-scale-shaped wall tiles create an attractive backdrop for this fish market. Named for Bonanno’s grandmother, the eatery serves sandwiches ($12 to $24), entrées ($16 to $21), and a variety of underwater favorites like popcorn shrimp ($12), mussels ($17), and fish tacos ($10). The sizeable blackened fish sandwich ($12) — served on a thick grinder roll from City Bakery — pulls nice heat from its char, but the spice is offset by a salmon-hued remoulade, tomato and shredded lettuce. Pair it with a side of crispy and lemony Brussels sprouts ($5).

At Lou’s Hot and Naked, one of the venue’s best spots, it’s all about the chicken — fried chicken, in particular. The menu at the diner-style space (think: red counter stools, houndstooth tiles) includes sandwiches ($4 to $8.75), a.m. skillets ($10 to $15), and plates built from a choice of chicken, heat level, and one or two sides ($10 to $28). The two-piece chicken plate ($10 to $12), the smallest of the bunch, is large enough to feed a grown man. Risk your taste buds for the hot chicken. The skin is crunchy and the meat tender, and the bread soaks up some of the zing. The bacon-speckled collard greens round out a perfect plate. Pair it with the on-tap nitro bourbon cider ($6).

The salad bar, Green Huntsman, offers specialty blends and build-your-own options ($8 to $18) in small and large sizes, as well as house-made drinking vinegars ($4). The garden quinoa ($8 or $12) is packed with veggies, blending kale, bell peppers, sugar snap peas, corn and roasted cauliflower with red quinoa and a red wine vinaigrette. The large easily feeds two, especially if you add protein ($3 to $5). Four drinking vinegars — a combo of fruit, sugar, and vinegar that’s trending in wellness circles — continue the health food theme; the blackberry-ginger option tastes like a slightly sweetened, non-bubbly soda, and is a non-intimidating introduction for vinegar-sipping newbies.

Milk Market has not one, but two, pizza options: Bonanno Brothers Pizzeria (another former Bonanno restaurant revival) serves some of the food hall’s tastiest eats. The full-size, shareable pies ($10 to $19) start with crusts that hold a tinge of sweetness, and the slices just beg to be folded. Opt for the wild mushroom ($16) with béchamel sauce, lush Robiola cheese and a sprinkling of truffle oil. Engine Room, the late-night, pizza-by-the-slice eatery in the Dairy Block alley, is currently only open from 5 p.m. until 3 a.m. (or until it runs out of dough) on Fridays and Saturdays, but Bonanno hopes to expand the days in January. Slices start at $2.75 and are available with red or white sauce, or Sicilian-style; whole pizzas are also available ($20-plus).

Fans of Salt & Grinder will find the same thick sandwiches ($9 to $13) at S&G Salumeria (though the menu here is more concise), plus a diverse lineup of charcuterie ($9 to $12 each). The Tuscan sandwich ($10) is piled high with a tangy mix of roasted red peppers, pickled onion, arugula, tomato and house-made mozzarella. Meat-eaters will have to decide between S&G and the New York deli sandwiches (pastrami, corned beef, etc., all $16) and burgers ($6.50 to $8.50) at Ruth’s Butchery. The simple hamburger’s ($6.50) thin patty is juicy and flawlessly grilled, and the Tetris piece-shaped tater tots ($3) are crisp and just plain fun. (Top them with not-too-spicy green chile queso for $2.)

Misses: These spots aren’t quite as appetizing as their neighbors.

Milk Market’s coffee shop, Morning Jones, serves java drinks ($2 to $4), 75-cent doughnuts, pastries ($2 to $5), a breakfast burrito ($4) and more. The sweets case is salivation-inducing, and everything is made fresh, but the eats are better on the eyes than the tongue. An almond croissant ($3.50) was buttery but tough, while a square of blackberry coffee cake ($3.50) was under-baked.

The pork belly filling brings some nice heat to the bao buns ($12 for three) at Bao Chica Bao, but the bun-to-filling ratio leans too heavily toward the bun. Another option, the hoisin-braised chicken, is over-sauced, but the tofu is just right. Our recommendation: Build up your bun order with the handful of sides, like kimchi or soy pickles, to enhance the flavor and texture of the Pac-Man-shaped bites. (The stall also serves rice and noodle bowls and hot sake on tap.)

Bonanno is known for his Italian cooking, which makes the disappointing pappardelle Bolognese ($18) at Mano Pastaria even more of a letdown. The thick noodles were just past al dente (a minor flaw in this case), and the blend of veal and beef was rich and warming, but the sauce was thin. The biggest issue, though, is that the menu notes the bowl is “finished with rosemary” — an understatement. There is so much of the herb on the dish that it overwhelmed every other ingredient and the palate. Still, the freshly made pastas waiting to be cooked at home and cases of antipasti are both worth a stop.

With so many poke shops popping up around town, it takes a lot to stand out. Unfortunately, MoPoke doesn’t. At the small stand — outfitted with an Instagram-ready wall of painted life preservers accompanied by a neon “Wish You Were Here” sign — diners build their own bowls ($12) from a base of rice or kale and a choice of four proteins and three toppings. Regrettably, the tamarind-glazed tuna didn’t pull any flavor from its glaze and the rice was dry and tasteless.

Gelato shop Cornicello is charming (the sprinkle-like polka dot counter!) but not a satisfying meal-ender. The gelato ($3.50 for a single scoop) is way more icy than creamy. An espresso scoop was bland and the pomegranate sorbet cheek-puckering. The pistachio, however, was saved by folded-in nut slivers.

Drink: Denver Milk Market has three main booze options, all of which earn good marks: the central Moo Bar, which serves it all; Cellar wine bar; and the Stranded Pilgrim, a beer pub.

Moo Bar’s cocktail list is split into classics ($10), BOCO Classics (favorites from Bonanno’s other eateries, $10), and soon-to-be classics ($12). The Peach Street black Manhattan ($10) is smooth and extra-boozy (perfect for a snowy night), while the Hodaquiri ($12) — named for Bonanno Concepts’ beverage director Adam Hodak — is tongue-smackingly sweet. Eight beers and ciders are available on tap ($5 to $6) and 12 in cans and bottles ($3 to $5), as well as more than a dozen wines by the glass and bottle (starting at $6 and $21, respectively). Unlike the serve-yourself vibe of the rest of Milk Market, Moo Bar offers a concise menu of pasta, pizza and meat-and-cheese boards that will be delivered to your seat.

Cellar serves wine and bubbly by the glass ($6 and up) and bottle (starting at $21), but your dollar goes farthest with a flight: three nearly full-size glasses for $12.

Hopheads will want to walk directly to the back corner for the Stranded Pilgrim’s lineup of taps. (The pub-style venue also serves a small menu of eats from Ruth’s Butchery and Albina by the Sea.) Nine local breweries and one cidery are represented, each serving a well-known brew plus one that’s usually only available at their taproom or was made just for Milk Market. Among those is the citrusy, not-too-bitter Full Transparency IPA ($6) from Broomfield’s 4 Noses Brewing Company, and the delightfully floral lavender-hibiscus cider from Denver’s Stem Ciders.

Bottom Line: Some of the concepts at Denver Milk Market still need to find their footing, but the social atmosphere, contemporary design, and plethora of options provide a solid foundation to build from. The continued expansion of Dairy Block should only help.

Fun Fact: Every purchase at Milk Market does good: One percent all sales benefits the neurology department at Children’s Hospital Colorado.


Denver Milk Market

1800 Wazee St.; 303-792-8242; denvermilkmarket.com

Hours: 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily for most stalls. FEM and Morning Jones open at 7 a.m., while the bars, Mano Pastaria, and Bonanno Bros. Pizzeria stay open until 11 p.m.

Reservations: Not accepted

Parking: Metered street parking and valet

Star Rating Guide: Ratings range from zero to four stars. Zero is poor. One star, satisfactory. Two stars, good. Three stars, very good. Four stars, excellent.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Giordano’s, famous Chicago deep dish, opens its first Colorado restaurant on the 16th Street Mall

Pizza, quite understandably, can inspire religion-like levels of fervor. And one of the most apotheosized Chicago-style pizzerias is now open for worship in Denver. Giordano’s has debuted its first Colorado restaurant on the 16th Street Mall at California Street.

When debating Chicago’s best deep-dish pies, three names typically come up: Giordano’s, Gino’s East and Lou Malnati’s. The latter two have yet to cross the Colorado state line, but Giordano’s is steadily expanding, and it’s now open in nine states.

Unenlightened? Giordano’s is known for its souffle-like, giant pizzas. The “toppings” and cheese (lots of cheese) are stuffed inside and topped with sauce, so, it’s sort of upside-down from what we’re used to. These mammoth pizzas have built such a cult following, that they can be shipped nationwide. Except now we don’t have to pay for shipping, just for parking.

The first Giordano’s opened on Chicago’s south side in 1974, and the brand has been making believers out of legions of Chicago diners and tourists ever since. Denverites can get indoctrinated now; our Giordano’s outpost opened Nov. 13.

Giordano’s: 1600 California St., Denver, 720-874-5205; giordanos.com; Sun.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m.


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Lakewood’s Great Frontier Brewing Co. masters gluten-free beers

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Monday, November 26, 2018

It’s OK to eat some romaine, look for labels, U.S. officials say

It’s OK to eat some romaine, look for labels, U.S. officials say

Robert G. Tointon, National Western Stock Show’s Citizen of the West 2019, sees pioneering future

KISS announces final tour will stop at Denver’s Pepsi Center

What to know if you want to go backcountry skiing in Colorado

You’d never know it sitting in ski day traffic on Interstate 70, but there are still places in Colorado to revive in quiet solitude.

In these remote areas, the only tracks are the ones behind you and the only sounds are the gentle “poofs” of snow on snow as loaded branches drop their bounty to the blanketed ground below.

The vast expanse of protected land west of Cameron Pass is just such a place. Sixty-five miles up Colorado 14 from Fort Collins is a massive area of rugged wilderness, including peaks between the Never Summer Mountains on the northern border of Rocky Mountain National Park and the Medicine Bow Mountains to the north of Cameron Pass.

In addition to the 71,000-acre State Forest State Park, there are several U.S. Forest Service National Wilderness areas, including Rawah with 78,000 acres and Comanche with 67,000 acres of protected land. The relatively small Neota, with about 10,000 acres, is still nearly twice the size of Vail, Colorado’s largest ski resort at 5,300 skiable acres. Of course, not all the area near Cameron Pass is skiable, but there are more than 100 miles of trails reaching into these untamed areas.

These trails — few of which are maintained in the winter — can gain up to 3,000 feet in elevation. An increasing number of skiers and snowboarders escaping lift lines and crowds at alpine resorts are earning their turns down these isolated slopes. Skiers put skins on their boards to slide uphill and snowboarders strap their boards on their backs and snowshoes on their feet to hike up.

Getting on a lift takes a lot less effort, but those who head into the woods on their own power say it’s worth the exertion.

“Skiing in the backcountry versus at a resort is like a different sport altogether,” said Jennifer Matsuura, a ski patroller at Cameron Pass. “It’s an adventure of discovery with like-minded people instead of being part of a crowd.”

Trails less traveled

Those visiting the North Park area for the first time should stop in at the Moose Visitor Center. Its official address is 58999 CO-14, Walden, but the easiest way to find it is to hang a left off of 14 at the moose. If you hit Gould (a former logging camp that is now a few scattered houses and a single building that serves as the Gould Community Center), you’ve gone too far.

The moose that’s always out front is a metal sculpture, but the meadows around the Visitor Center are prime viewing for the real thing. Inside are dioramas, displays, maps and rangers to provide information on State Forest State Park itself, local history, wildlife in the area and the best trails for winter recreation.

Last season, I tore myself away from my beloved alpine slopes (I’ll admit that I’m what backcountry folks call “lift-dependent”) for two days up Cameron Pass — and I’m glad I did.

Early in the New Year, my 11-year-old daughter and I headed up Colorado 14 with snowshoes in the trunk because there wasn’t a pair of Nordic skis to be rented in Fort Collins during the holiday season.

I’m not sure where folks were using those skis because we only saw a handful of cars at the trailheads for Zimmerman Lake, Lake Agnes and Montgomery Pass. During our hike up Blue Lake Trail, we only came across one couple.

My next trip up Cameron Pass was about a month later and was an actual ski — involving elevation gain and loss. In that case, as every person venturing into the backcountry in the winter should, I was prepared.

Safety first

I was with a group of backcountry enthusiasts taking an avalanche awareness class. We were all wearing avalanche beacons that can send out and receive a signal to search for someone caught in a slide. Folded up in our packs were 8-foot probes for pinpointing a person’s location under the compacted layer of snow and debris that an avalanche brings down a mountain. Finally, we carried shovels to dig the person out once located. It’s equipment that had been explained in classroom sessions and practiced with before our expedition began.

“No one should head out into the backcountry without first taking an avalanche awareness class,” said Chris Denne, a volunteer with the area’s Diamond Peak Ski Patrol, a backcountry education, emergency care and rescue organization formed during the 1990-1991 season. “You can’t expect to watch a half-dozen YouTube videos and know how to avoid getting caught in an avalanche.”

All backcountry enthusiasts themselves — the 30-some members of the patrol — know how quickly things can go wrong in the backcountry and how great the consequences can be.

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That’s why their classes emphasize avoiding trouble in the first place. Before heading out, skiers should check avalanche conditions in the area they will be visiting and make a plan for the ski day that avoids riskier places.

“It’s important to stick with the plan you had when you set out,” Denne said. “Even a slight variation could make a big difference in the risks you are taking.”

Terrain decisions in the backcountry can truly be life or death.

Our state has recorded the most avalanche deaths in the nation — by a long shot. Since officials began tracking fatalities in the 1950-51 season up to the 2016-17 season, 276 people died in avalanches in Colorado. Alaska had the second-most deaths at 152.

A large part of that tally is the sheer number of people seeking the trail less traveled. Colorado has one of the most active populations in the nation and we don’t take winters off. But our climate is another major player in the avalanche story.

Close inspection of the snowpack reveals dense layers of windblown snow that has melted and refroze to form a slick surface and the coarse, sand-like “depth hoar,” which acts as ball bearings to accelerate the slide of the slabs of snow.

Some skiers greatly reduce the risk of avalanches by sticking to slopes no steeper than 30 degrees.

In the backcountry where trails often aren’t easy to find under several feet of snow, navigation is also an important skill.

The Diamond Peaks Ski Patrol (DPSP) is often called out to find lost skiers, in their patrol area and beyond.

“It’s so easy to become disoriented and end up far from where you should be,” said Denne, who has gone out on several searches for resort skiers who went out of bounds and couldn’t find their way back. “People don’t realize you can follow a ridge uphill and a ditch downhill, but not vice versa.”

Although the members of the patrol are drawn to the quiet of the backcountry like everyone else, they know that no one should head into the woods alone.

“Obviously, you need to have someone with you to rescue you in an emergency, but there’s more to it than that,” said DPSP member Tom Smith. “Having someone to help you assess the situation is just one of the many other reasons it’s so important to be with others.”

Smith’s partner and fellow DPSP member Matsuura agrees.

“We all know the dangers of the backcountry and that’s a part of why we belong to this patrol,” she said. “There’s a great camaraderie that makes it fun to be together, but we also know someone always has our back.”

Happy Trails

Those new to backcountry skiing might consider starting out on a mellow route such as the favorites listed below.

  • Boreas Pass Road was originally a railroad route into Breckenridge from South Park. The 6-mile trail has a modest grade well-suited for beginners.
  • Cottonwood Pass near Buena Vista closes to cars after the first snow, converting into a high-alpine winter recreation trail.
  • St. Vrain Mountain in the Indian Peaks Wilderness offers an easy skin up to the summit and a descent across three summits at an angle of 25 to 30 degrees.
  • Rocky Mountain National Park’s Flattop Mountain trail follows a skin track between Hallett’s Peak and Notchtop before a 30-degree descent down the East Face.
  • Monarch Lake, located in Arapahoe National Forest, offers a 4-mile loop for snowshoeing and skiing with easy access to the alpine lake.

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Five myths about turkeys

Americans will eat more than 40 million turkeys for Thanksgiving this year. Most will be roasted, some deep-fried, a few spatchcocked and nearly all turned into sandwiches the day after. At least one lucky bird will receive a presidential pardon. But between the iconic 1621 meal that we honor and Thursday’s dinner table, the turkey has earned its place in our nation’s mythology.

Myth No. 1: Ben Franklin almost made the turkey the national bird.

In “The Egg,” a song from the Tony-winning 1969musical “1776,” adapted for the big screen in 1972, Benjamin Franklin whimsically makes the case that the turkey should be the fledgling republic’s national emblem, because it is “the truly noble bird: native American, source of sustenance of our original settlers, an incredibly brave fellow who will not flinch at attacking a regiment of Englishmen, single-handedly.” In 2009, the Houston Chronicle published an article headlined “The turkey was almost our national bird,” attributing the near miss to Franklin.

Franklin, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson made up the first committee charged with designing the national seal, Harvard’s Declaration Resources Project confirms, but Franklin’s suggestion had nothing to do with turkeys — it was a proposal to depict Moses parting the Red Sea. Eventually, after several design committees had been assembled and disbanded, America got the bald eagle in 1782.

Franklin’s turkey remarks came later. In a 1784 satirical letter to his daughter,he maligned the eagle’s “bad moral character”: He’s “too lazy to fish for himself” and instead waits for other, more industrious birds to do the work, then steals the catch. The turkey is a “more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America,” Franklin wrote.

Myth No. 2: Stuffing turkey is a recipe for food poisoning.

Two years ago, Self magazine ran the article”Cooking Stuffing Inside a Turkey Is Actually Dangerous,” urging readers to “cook your stuffing separately!” The Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics website, EatRight.org, warns, “For maximum safety, cook stuffing in a casserole” dish.

Yes, it’s important to take precautions when cooking poultry, but you can safely stuff a turkey — generations of Americans wouldn’t have risked dying for the sake of a more flavorful side dish. The key is proper temperature. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, your turkey, and what’s inside it, must be cooked to a temperature of 165 degrees.

To achieve this: (1) Stuff your raw turkey just after you’ve cooked your stuffing and it’s still hot. Don’t make your stuffing ahead of time and refrigerate it. That way, it takes less time for the stuffing to reach 165. (2) Don’t overstuff. A loosely stuffed bird heats more quickly. Leftover stuffing can go in a separate casserole that your guests will raid for seconds. (3) Measure the temperature. Make sure your culinary thermometer reaches the interior of the stuffing, either through the meat or through the cavity entrance. And don’t trust the pop-up thermometer that comes with the turkey you buy. When Consumer Reports tested them, it found some popped up at temperatures over 165 (making for an overcooked, dry bird) and some popped up at well under 165 (increasing the risk of food poisoning).

Myth No. 3: Basting is better.

Basting “adds flavor and helps create a golden crust,” wrote Bon Appétit’s Rochelle Bilow in 2015. Baste “with a mixture of butter and wine for an unconventional, buttery gobbler with a tangy kick,” recommends TV chef Rachael Ray.

Not so fast, says Meathead Goldwyn, the force behind AmazingRibs.com and the author of “Meathead: The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling.” The problem is that basting prolongs cooking times. “Think of it like sweat after a long workout,” Goldwyn told me via email, “it cools you off.” If a long cooking time is what you’re after (as with pork shoulder, which has lots of connective tissue that has to break down), that’s a good thing. But not with a lean turkey. And basting may moisten the bird, “but not a lot,” says Goldwyn. The reason turkey dries out in the first place is that the moisture evaporates out of the meat as it cooks. But if you baste, the liquid doesn’t penetrate the flesh.

When Cook’s Illustrated put the competing methods to the test, itfound that basting improved moisture a tiny bit, but it “prolongs the cooking time and requires more hands-on work.” The verdict: Not worth it.

Myth No. 4: Thanksgiving turkey makes you sleepy.

Urban Dictionary’s first entry for “turkey coma” defines it as “the inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one’s self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast.” In one famous “Seinfeld” episode, Jerry’s girlfriend asks over a turkey dinner,”What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?” Jerry and George answer in unison: “Tryptophan,” the amino acid that’s plentiful in turkey meat. A few scenes later, she’s asleep at the table.

But tryptophan doesn’t necessarily induce sleep, and it’s doubtful that turkey’s the culprit for your post-Thanksgiving-dinner nap.

The human body uses tryptophan to make serotonin and melatonin, both of which play a role in sleep, and there’s some evidence that tryptophan intake is associated with sleep duration. But to make you drowsy, it has to cross the blood-brain barrier. And to do that, it competes with other amino acids vying to do the same. Since turkey contains different amino acids, very little tryptophan is likely to get through. Also, as HowStuffWorks put it, “nutritionists and other experts say that the tryptophan in turkey probably won’t trigger the body to produce more serotonin because tryptophan works best on an empty stomach.” Popular Science notes that “free-flowing booze combined with a load of carbohydrates followed by plenty more booze” is a likelier cause of sleepiness.

Besides, the USDA’s National Nutrient Database says turkey doesn’t have any more tryptophan than other things you’re likely to eat for dinner. It’s got 0.31 grams per 100 grams of meat, while chicken has 0.34 grams and a beef filet has 0.35.

Myth No. 5: Turkey was Thanksgiving’s first entree.

Any grade-schooler will tell you: Turkey was the centerpiece at the first Thanksgiving. It’s a detail perpetuated in pop-culture holiday retellings, including a 1968 televised special, “The Mouse on the Mayflower,” wherein the narrator exclaims, “Oh, there was turkey!” The cover of one children’s book, “The Story of the First Thanksgiving,” depicts settlers and Native Americans gathered around a table, preparing to eat, with a golden-brown turkey in the middle as the main dish.

In 2011, though, Smithsonian magazine’s Megan Gambino reported that turkey wasn’t necessarily the main course in 1621. Kathleen Wall, a culinarian at Plimouth Plantation, a history museum that re-creates the original Plymouth colony, told Smithsonian, “Wildfowl was there … venison was there,” water birds like goose or duck were likely candidates, and passenger pigeons were plentiful game at the time. But turkey probably wasn’t the featured dish.

Turkey was popularized as the go-to entree by Sarah Josepha Hale, editor of Godey’s Lady’s Book, a women’s magazine published in the mid-1800s. She advocated for Thanksgiving to be made a national holiday (President Abraham Lincoln obliged in 1863), describing the ideal dinner in 1827’s “Northwood: Or Life North and South, Showing the True Character of Both”: “The roasted turkey took precedence on this occasion, being placed at the head of the table.”


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Five myths about turkeys

Americans will eat more than 40 million turkeys for Thanksgiving this year. Most will be roasted, some deep-fried, a few spatchcocked and nearly all turned into sandwiches the day after. At least one lucky bird will receive a presidential pardon. But between the iconic 1621 meal that we honor and Thursday’s dinner table, the turkey has earned its place in our nation’s mythology.

Myth No. 1: Ben Franklin almost made the turkey the national bird.

In “The Egg,” a song from the Tony-winning 1969musical “1776,” adapted for the big screen in 1972, Benjamin Franklin whimsically makes the case that the turkey should be the fledgling republic’s national emblem, because it is “the truly noble bird: native American, source of sustenance of our original settlers, an incredibly brave fellow who will not flinch at attacking a regiment of Englishmen, single-handedly.” In 2009, the Houston Chronicle published an article headlined “The turkey was almost our national bird,” attributing the near miss to Franklin.

Franklin, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson made up the first committee charged with designing the national seal, Harvard’s Declaration Resources Project confirms, but Franklin’s suggestion had nothing to do with turkeys — it was a proposal to depict Moses parting the Red Sea. Eventually, after several design committees had been assembled and disbanded, America got the bald eagle in 1782.

Franklin’s turkey remarks came later. In a 1784 satirical letter to his daughter,he maligned the eagle’s “bad moral character”: He’s “too lazy to fish for himself” and instead waits for other, more industrious birds to do the work, then steals the catch. The turkey is a “more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America,” Franklin wrote.

Myth No. 2: Stuffing turkey is a recipe for food poisoning.

Two years ago, Self magazine ran the article”Cooking Stuffing Inside a Turkey Is Actually Dangerous,” urging readers to “cook your stuffing separately!” The Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics website, EatRight.org, warns, “For maximum safety, cook stuffing in a casserole” dish.

Yes, it’s important to take precautions when cooking poultry, but you can safely stuff a turkey — generations of Americans wouldn’t have risked dying for the sake of a more flavorful side dish. The key is proper temperature. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, your turkey, and what’s inside it, must be cooked to a temperature of 165 degrees.

To achieve this: (1) Stuff your raw turkey just after you’ve cooked your stuffing and it’s still hot. Don’t make your stuffing ahead of time and refrigerate it. That way, it takes less time for the stuffing to reach 165. (2) Don’t overstuff. A loosely stuffed bird heats more quickly. Leftover stuffing can go in a separate casserole that your guests will raid for seconds. (3) Measure the temperature. Make sure your culinary thermometer reaches the interior of the stuffing, either through the meat or through the cavity entrance. And don’t trust the pop-up thermometer that comes with the turkey you buy. When Consumer Reports tested them, it found some popped up at temperatures over 165 (making for an overcooked, dry bird) and some popped up at well under 165 (increasing the risk of food poisoning).

Myth No. 3: Basting is better.

Basting “adds flavor and helps create a golden crust,” wrote Bon Appétit’s Rochelle Bilow in 2015. Baste “with a mixture of butter and wine for an unconventional, buttery gobbler with a tangy kick,” recommends TV chef Rachael Ray.

Not so fast, says Meathead Goldwyn, the force behind AmazingRibs.com and the author of “Meathead: The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling.” The problem is that basting prolongs cooking times. “Think of it like sweat after a long workout,” Goldwyn told me via email, “it cools you off.” If a long cooking time is what you’re after (as with pork shoulder, which has lots of connective tissue that has to break down), that’s a good thing. But not with a lean turkey. And basting may moisten the bird, “but not a lot,” says Goldwyn. The reason turkey dries out in the first place is that the moisture evaporates out of the meat as it cooks. But if you baste, the liquid doesn’t penetrate the flesh.

When Cook’s Illustrated put the competing methods to the test, itfound that basting improved moisture a tiny bit, but it “prolongs the cooking time and requires more hands-on work.” The verdict: Not worth it.

Myth No. 4: Thanksgiving turkey makes you sleepy.

Urban Dictionary’s first entry for “turkey coma” defines it as “the inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one’s self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast.” In one famous “Seinfeld” episode, Jerry’s girlfriend asks over a turkey dinner,”What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?” Jerry and George answer in unison: “Tryptophan,” the amino acid that’s plentiful in turkey meat. A few scenes later, she’s asleep at the table.

But tryptophan doesn’t necessarily induce sleep, and it’s doubtful that turkey’s the culprit for your post-Thanksgiving-dinner nap.

The human body uses tryptophan to make serotonin and melatonin, both of which play a role in sleep, and there’s some evidence that tryptophan intake is associated with sleep duration. But to make you drowsy, it has to cross the blood-brain barrier. And to do that, it competes with other amino acids vying to do the same. Since turkey contains different amino acids, very little tryptophan is likely to get through. Also, as HowStuffWorks put it, “nutritionists and other experts say that the tryptophan in turkey probably won’t trigger the body to produce more serotonin because tryptophan works best on an empty stomach.” Popular Science notes that “free-flowing booze combined with a load of carbohydrates followed by plenty more booze” is a likelier cause of sleepiness.

Besides, the USDA’s National Nutrient Database says turkey doesn’t have any more tryptophan than other things you’re likely to eat for dinner. It’s got 0.31 grams per 100 grams of meat, while chicken has 0.34 grams and a beef filet has 0.35.

Myth No. 5: Turkey was Thanksgiving’s first entree.

Any grade-schooler will tell you: Turkey was the centerpiece at the first Thanksgiving. It’s a detail perpetuated in pop-culture holiday retellings, including a 1968 televised special, “The Mouse on the Mayflower,” wherein the narrator exclaims, “Oh, there was turkey!” The cover of one children’s book, “The Story of the First Thanksgiving,” depicts settlers and Native Americans gathered around a table, preparing to eat, with a golden-brown turkey in the middle as the main dish.

In 2011, though, Smithsonian magazine’s Megan Gambino reported that turkey wasn’t necessarily the main course in 1621. Kathleen Wall, a culinarian at Plimouth Plantation, a history museum that re-creates the original Plymouth colony, told Smithsonian, “Wildfowl was there … venison was there,” water birds like goose or duck were likely candidates, and passenger pigeons were plentiful game at the time. But turkey probably wasn’t the featured dish.

Turkey was popularized as the go-to entree by Sarah Josepha Hale, editor of Godey’s Lady’s Book, a women’s magazine published in the mid-1800s. She advocated for Thanksgiving to be made a national holiday (President Abraham Lincoln obliged in 1863), describing the ideal dinner in 1827’s “Northwood: Or Life North and South, Showing the True Character of Both”: “The roasted turkey took precedence on this occasion, being placed at the head of the table.”


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